I started quite excited. My chance to tell my story. Little did I know that posters are not about stories. Posters are about pretty pictures. And although I am a great fan of pretty pictures, and some of them can tell great stories, the average scientific poster picture can not. “But how will people learn my stories when my posters are mostly filled with pretty pictures?” “People won’t even look at your poster if it is not filled with pretty pictures.” “Stupid people!”
Being very honest, I know I do exactly the same with everyone else’s poster, but it still was not an easy thing to accept. And starting a rally at scientific conferences putting up banners saying that we should actually really start reading the posters that everyone has worked so hard on, seemed a bit more effort than cutting down my story and putting in some pretty bird pictures.
Working with cute little birds, it was not so hard to find some pretty cute little bird pictures. However, I also had to start with removing parts of my story a.k.a. “killing your darlings”. Luckily I have a supervisor (I will not mention names on request) who has much less trouble with this than I have, at least when it concerns my poster. So, after having defended the genius thought that was behind every single sentence, I agreed to take them out. And of course.. the poster looks so much better now. But I am still seriously considering handing out little business cards, secretly having written my whole story on the back of them (and having a pretty bird picture on the front, obviously).
Poster done, just 2 days for the absolute deadline. Like it suits a real PhD student. This would not be a problem, if it were not so that a poster is generally most effective if it is also printed on paper (or any material alike). The two main reasons of being “casually late” were: 1. Spending time on constructing an awesome story that in the end got reduced to 3 sentences. 2. Really not wanting to have to put the word “preliminary” on my poster. But after a weekend of going through possible methodological literature about possible software packages that could maybe be appropriate for my data analyses and knowing my computer will very likely crash trying to conduct any of these analyses, I finally admitted to myself I could not finalize months worth of research within 24 hours.
So here I am without a complete story and without definite results. However I have a beautiful scientific poster and I think that when even a lawyer friend of mine (again, I will not mention any names on request) can correctly reformulate the scientific conclusions (preliminary as they might be) you can call a poster, at the very least, successful.
And here is a pretty bird picture:
Photo: Koos Dansen
Cheers!